Hi. I'm fucking Eddie Dingle.
My name is Jennifer-mae and I like Ween and Flight of the Chonchords and Matt Stone and Trey Parker and other cool stuff.
Child Of Rage
Shocking, Horrifying, Fascinating. Interview with a child psychopath.
Warning: May be extremely fucking morbid. “May” as in absolutely. As in you will probably be done with the internet for the night after this.
this is
creepy
this is a childs honest opinion about her ‘imaginary friend’…
(Source: theoverworld, via sarahdox)
Yup im going to hell for laughing.omg. this is perfect. and my friends comment. lolool.
I just laughed so loud. And I can’t tell if this is too inappropriate - because I had family and friends who died in 9/11 and after - or if it’s just the right amount of funny.
I think they would have thought it was funny.
So I’ll laugh
But seriously, why do I even have friends? I’m such an ass. I sure as hell wouldn’t want to be my friend.
So today I told my friends I’d go to the store with them after school because it was on my way to my guitar lessons but I didn’t really want to go, they just kind of pressured me into it and I was smoking outside after school with my friends and they were like, “Oh my god Jen, you’re taking SOOO long we’re leaving” and I was happy ‘cause I though I could walk by myself but they came back and I was sad ‘cause I like to walk by myself and now they’re all angry and hate me ‘cause I didn’t go with them. That’s when I realised that all my friends will be female next year because everyone else is graduating. That means that everyone’s going to hate me for jokes I make and things I don’t do and for being anti-social and not hanging out and doucheing out on plans I make. Damn. I should burn all the bridges now and save myself the heart ache of slowly loosing everyone. It’ll make everything a whole lot easier.
At last! The long awaited, “Dancing in the show tonight” video! I’m a pretty terrible dancer, but we somehow managed to get %100.
NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY